MOVIE NIGHT: Hundreds of Beavers - Saturday 2nd August @ 7:00pm

WHEN: Saturday 2nd August @ 7:00pm

TIME:  The movie starts at 7:30pm

WHERE: Goblin Upstairs

Join us as we show a Modern Cinematic enigma: Hundreds of Beavers

This is a silent film circa 2022 made on a budget of roughly $150,000 that is truly, unironically, excellent. 

Never before has anyone committed so hard to such an unequivocally dumb endeavor. It's genius. I know I just contradicted myself. It's hard to explain. Just bare with me. It'll make sense. Where are you going? Don't walk away from me.

It's about an Applejack salesman; which is cider I think. His name is Jean Kayak. He becomes a fur trapper? Then I must have passed out because I had some kind of jaunty fever dream about people in mascot costumes. 

I don't know. Its... There's like this guy... He's in love but he needs fur. Just watch it. It's amazing. My head hurts. Where am I? Who's blood is this?

Come on down and laugh at the utter absurdity that is Hundreds of Beavers.

Please remember to bring a stick. No stick no entry. 

Rated PG. Which is weird for us.

ABOUT THE CLUB

They’re back. Terrible and brilliant. Delusional, Inspired. Naked and shivering in the alley behind the theatre. Those films. The ones we don’t talk about in polite company. Twisted little darlings all. They have returned to exact their revenge upon an uncaring world. We live in a society. A film society.

DISCLAIMER

If you love beavers you will hate this film.